If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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