Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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