i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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