she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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