Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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