she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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