It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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