her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
