i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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