is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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