420 ftw
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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