WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
