Fuck appropriateness.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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