So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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