We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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