Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm both gender and math confused
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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