Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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