How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
i need some magic done to my vagina
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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