mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
that is very illegal...i love you.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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