How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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