that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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