i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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