Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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