question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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