I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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