So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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