he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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