I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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