Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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