I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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