I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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