She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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