Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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