Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
