Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i barfeds in our rink
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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