grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
im holly from the hills drunk
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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