My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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