wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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