Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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