He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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