It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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