There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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