Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
