Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Don't make out with my wife yet
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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