Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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