I accidentally had phone sex last night
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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