Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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