i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize