My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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