The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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