Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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