I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Randomize
