Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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