And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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