p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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