3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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