one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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